*One Sparkle*

[withsparklesontop]

ATTENTION: Students and staff of Hogwarts! I have a very important announcement to make.

When I saw my image in the mirror this morning, I discovered that today, I am more beautiful than I was yesterday!

This is a feat that I had formerly believed to be impossible, until I went back to my room and found my long-lost journal sitting neatly on the nightstand. Today is clearly the luckiest of days, where even the unthinkable may become reality!

God himself is smiling fondly upon me, channeling through me all of his divine light and grace, so that I may share it with the world! And share it with the world I shall do!

Haruhi~♥ Daddy misses you. What are you doing this summer?

Comments

[princetype-suou.livejournal.com]

DID THOSE LECHEROUS DEVILS KIDNAP YOU!?

[h-aruhi.livejournal.com]

What? No, I signed up myself. They just wanted to go because it seemed like fun, then they found out how much dirt was involved.

[princetype-suou.livejournal.com]

A place so dirty is no place for a daughter of mine...I'm coming to get you!

[h-aruhi.livejournal.com]

It's camping.

[princetype-suou.livejournal.com]

What if you get bitten by bugs?

[h-aruhi.livejournal.com]

That's what bug repellent is for.

[princetype-suou.livejournal.com]

Or sunburned?

[h-aruhi.livejournal.com]

Sunblock.

[princetype-suou.livejournal.com]

Or broken in a Quidditch accident? Or drowned in the lake? Or mauled by a bear?

[h-aruhi.livejournal.com]

If you try to take me away from camp, my Dad will call the police on you.

[princetype-suou.livejournal.com]

But Haruhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

I don't want a bear to take your face away.

[h-aruhi.livejournal.com]

Stay where you are.

[princetype-suou.livejournal.com]

But you'll get eaten.

[h-aruhi.livejournal.com]

I'm not going to go poke a bear!

[princetype-suou.livejournal.com]

Of course, you're much smarter than that~

But they'll all be jealous of our connection and want to get rid of you!

[h-aruhi.livejournal.com]

Now you're not making sense.

[princetype-suou.livejournal.com]

It makes perfect sense! Their cubs will never be as lovely as mine, and so they will EAT YOU.

[h-aruhi.livejournal.com]

I am not a bear cub.

[princetype-suou.livejournal.com]

It's a metaphor.

[h-aruhi.livejournal.com]

Still, I'm at camp until the end of July. I'll make sure to tell you about it, and I'm sure that Hikaru and Kaoru will too.

[princetype-suou.livejournal.com]

They'll only lie.

[h-aruhi.livejournal.com]

I'm not going to though.

[princetype-suou.livejournal.com]

Of course you wouldn't. You're too pure and innocent to be corrupted by them.