withsparklesontop: (Stalking I mean what)
As I am sure that you're all aware, Valentine's Day is on its way! And because of this, the most monumentally important of all holidays, the Host Club will soon be back in action! My failure as a club leader is inexcusable, and before we move on, I hope that all of you will accept my profuse apologies!

In addition, I have been assigned the task of patrolling for love potions! Toying with the hearts of sweet and innocent people is the highest crime that you can commit, and obviously, love created through cheap trickery isn't really love at all!

I will report not hesitate to report anyone!
withsparklesontop: (Dramatic point)
I'm going to find a way to make flowers live forever!

When I succeed, nobody will ever again have to go a single day without the sweet fragrance or dazzling beauty of their flower of choice - be it a rose, a lily, a tulip, or any other! The Gryffindor dorm will retain its unique charm even after the door closes behind me!

However, it is quite an endeavor, so, would anyone like to form a group?

Gilbert, what are you doing for the fair?
withsparklesontop: (Understanding now)
It's so lovely to see everyone again! Oh, the adolescent memories that spring to life on my mind's canvas, everywhere I turn! It truly is a delight. Marvelous, even!

Although, I would like to know how I got here. It's rude of me to just disappear like this...I wonder if Antoinette is here, too? I should send a letter to the school.
withsparklesontop: (Rambling)
The Host Club's first meeting was a great success, wouldn't you say so? I've already begun thinking of themes for the next one.

How do pirates sound? Torn and distraught due to their lonely lives on the seas, they now yearn only for the gentle touch and soothing voice of a woman to absolve them from their hardship!

Or policemen! We could all get matching uniforms!

Or a Halloween theme!

Members, potential guests, your input would be appreciated as well!
withsparklesontop: (Default)
The host club should be officially up and running by the end of the month! We are working tirelessly towards perfecting our first gathering, and rest assured: you lovely girls who were neglected by that cruel and degrading tournament will receive no such harsh treatment here! I don't care one bit what that boy says, you're all beautiful! ♥

And I believe we should all thank Professor Hawkeye, our staff sponsor, without which, none of this could be possible!

There is still time to sign up, but as of now, our roster includes:

HOGWARTS HOST CLUB:
Hayato Gokudera: Dark-type!
Kio Kiadou: Hippie-type!
Masaomi Kida: Mini-prince-type!
Peter Kirkland: Child-type!
Takashi Morinozuka: Wild-type!
Ryohei Sasagawa: Sporty-type!
Jomy Marquis Shin: Innocent-type!
Tamaki Suou: Prince-type!
Juta Tachibana: Charmer-type!
withsparklesontop: (Prince type for sure)
DEAR HOGWARTS,

I woke up this morning with the most terrible of dilemmas: what to do with my morning, after a week of becoming accustomed to attending classes. I could see the looks of hopeless confusion in my dorm mate's eyes, and although I was pained to do so, I then imagined the reactions of the girls across the tower! Nothing to occupy them, the blitheness rudely pulled from their delicate features by the villianous forces of boredom!

I decided that I would not have it! Idleness leads to unhappiness, and a real man never allows a woman to be unhappy! I must do all in my power to vanquish our school's collective lethargy. But I am but one man, and as talented as I may be, I simply do not have the time or power to tend to each poor girl myself. And so, I propose...

A HOST CLUB!

A collection of strapping and entertaining young men such as myself, on a mission to keep these fair, lovely maidens happy. Their satisfaction is our highest priority, and we will not stop until we can coax a smile from each one of their shining faces!

Who agrees?
withsparklesontop: (I have a flair for the dramatic)
Today I would like to make a formal apology.

I was, unfortunately, unable to attend camp in America with the rest of you, and, due to familial obligations, you will likely not be graced with my presence until the beginning of the school year. And that is simply unfair! Not a single one of you beautiful souls have done anything to deserve the complete deprivation of missing my statuesque figure! And for that, I am deeply sorry.

I know, that it may be difficult for you to forgive me for my wrongdoing, but I beg you to try! My malfeasance is wholly unjustified, but I swear to make it up to each and every one of you!

If each of you could please present to me the terms by which I can regain your trust, I will stop at nothing to accomplish them!



...oh, Risa, darling~? Are you feeling any better?

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