Tamaki Suou

I'm going to find a way to make flowers live forever!

When I succeed, nobody will ever again have to go a single day without the sweet fragrance or dazzling beauty of their flower of choice - be it a rose, a lily, a tulip, or any other! The Gryffindor dorm will retain its unique charm even after the door closes behind me!

However, it is quite an endeavor, so, would anyone like to form a group?

Gilbert, what are you doing for the fair?

The Host Club's first meeting was a great success, wouldn't you say so? I've already begun thinking of themes for the next one.

How do pirates sound? Torn and distraught due to their lonely lives on the seas, they now yearn only for the gentle touch and soothing voice of a woman to absolve them from their hardship!

Or policemen! We could all get matching uniforms!

Or a Halloween theme!

Members, potential guests, your input would be appreciated as well!

DEAR HOGWARTS,

I woke up this morning with the most terrible of dilemmas: what to do with my morning, after a week of becoming accustomed to attending classes. I could see the looks of hopeless confusion in my dorm mate's eyes, and although I was pained to do so, I then imagined the reactions of the girls across the tower! Nothing to occupy them, the blitheness rudely pulled from their delicate features by the villianous forces of boredom!

I decided that I would not have it! Idleness leads to unhappiness, and a real man never allows a woman to be unhappy! I must do all in my power to vanquish our school's collective lethargy. But I am but one man, and as talented as I may be, I simply do not have the time or power to tend to each poor girl myself. And so, I propose...

A HOST CLUB!

A collection of strapping and entertaining young men such as myself, on a mission to keep these fair, lovely maidens happy. Their satisfaction is our highest priority, and we will not stop until we can coax a smile from each one of their shining faces!

Who agrees?