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The Host Club's first meeting was a great success, wouldn't you say so? I've already begun thinking of themes for the next one.

How do pirates sound? Torn and distraught due to their lonely lives on the seas, they now yearn only for the gentle touch and soothing voice of a woman to absolve them from their hardship!

Or policemen! We could all get matching uniforms!

Or a Halloween theme!

Members, potential guests, your input would be appreciated as well!

DEAR HOGWARTS,

I woke up this morning with the most terrible of dilemmas: what to do with my morning, after a week of becoming accustomed to attending classes. I could see the looks of hopeless confusion in my dorm mate's eyes, and although I was pained to do so, I then imagined the reactions of the girls across the tower! Nothing to occupy them, the blitheness rudely pulled from their delicate features by the villianous forces of boredom!

I decided that I would not have it! Idleness leads to unhappiness, and a real man never allows a woman to be unhappy! I must do all in my power to vanquish our school's collective lethargy. But I am but one man, and as talented as I may be, I simply do not have the time or power to tend to each poor girl myself. And so, I propose...

A HOST CLUB!

A collection of strapping and entertaining young men such as myself, on a mission to keep these fair, lovely maidens happy. Their satisfaction is our highest priority, and we will not stop until we can coax a smile from each one of their shining faces!

Who agrees?

Today I would like to make a formal apology.

I was, unfortunately, unable to attend camp in America with the rest of you, and, due to familial obligations, you will likely not be graced with my presence until the beginning of the school year. And that is simply unfair! Not a single one of you beautiful souls have done anything to deserve the complete deprivation of missing my statuesque figure! And for that, I am deeply sorry.

I know, that it may be difficult for you to forgive me for my wrongdoing, but I beg you to try! My malfeasance is wholly unjustified, but I swear to make it up to each and every one of you!

If each of you could please present to me the terms by which I can regain your trust, I will stop at nothing to accomplish them!

...oh, Risa, darling~? Are you feeling any better?

...there was no monster. Just a bunch of other things.

Gilbert, are you okay?

Haruhi is all alone, far across the ocean, with the Hitachiin twins.

This is unacceptable. If she doesn't drown or get eaten by a bear, she'll be robbed of her girlish innocence! Something must be done!

Operation: Safeguard Innocent Daughter's Purity has begun! Who wants to join my task force?

ATTENTION: Students and staff of Hogwarts! I have a very important announcement to make.

When I saw my image in the mirror this morning, I discovered that today, I am more beautiful than I was yesterday!

This is a feat that I had formerly believed to be impossible, until I went back to my room and found my long-lost journal sitting neatly on the nightstand. Today is clearly the luckiest of days, where even the unthinkable may become reality!

God himself is smiling fondly upon me, channeling through me all of his divine light and grace, so that I may share it with the world! And share it with the world I shall do!

Haruhi~♥ Daddy misses you. What are you doing this summer?

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