*One Sparkle*

[withsparklesontop]

ATTENTION: Students and staff of Hogwarts! I have a very important announcement to make.

When I saw my image in the mirror this morning, I discovered that today, I am more beautiful than I was yesterday!

This is a feat that I had formerly believed to be impossible, until I went back to my room and found my long-lost journal sitting neatly on the nightstand. Today is clearly the luckiest of days, where even the unthinkable may become reality!

God himself is smiling fondly upon me, channeling through me all of his divine light and grace, so that I may share it with the world! And share it with the world I shall do!

Haruhi~♥ Daddy misses you. What are you doing this summer?

Comments

[princetype-suou.livejournal.com]

You dirty twins don't know a thing about true beauty~

[sotactful.livejournal.com]

We know it isn't your face.

[princetype-suou.livejournal.com]

T-t-take it back!

[sotactless.livejournal.com]

Don't cry; you'll make it even worse, eugh.

/lies

[princetype-suou.livejournal.com]

I'M NOT CRYING!

[sotactful.livejournal.com]

You cry over everything.

[princetype-suou.livejournal.com]

That isn't true at all!

[sotactless.livejournal.com]

I've seen you cry over a papercut. You freak out at the drop of a hat~ I don't know how any girl could find it attractive, really.

[princetype-suou.livejournal.com]

I could have died.

[sotactful.livejournal.com]

You need professional help.

[princetype-suou.livejournal.com]

That isn't true, either!

[sotactless.livejournal.com]

You have way too many problems to keep them all to yourself.

[princetype-suou.livejournal.com]

My only problems stem from the heavy burden my perfection places upon me.

[sotactful.livejournal.com]

You have a long way to go if that's your goal.

[princetype-suou.livejournal.com]

It's not a goal if it's already been achieved.

[sotactless.livejournal.com]

... Yeah, why don't you lay on the couch and let us be your psychiatrists? It's clear you're already in a state of denial; help can't come fast enough.

[princetype-suou.livejournal.com]

You would be terrible psychiatrists.

[sotactful.livejournal.com]

We're taking desperate measures to help you. Anyone else would be grateful.

[princetype-suou.livejournal.com]

Not to you scoundrels. I won't be diagnosed with a disorder you made up!

[sotactless.livejournal.com]

You are a disorder unto yourself, Milord~

[princetype-suou.livejournal.com]

Too much beauty to be contained within one skin is not a disorder.

[sotactful.livejournal.com]

It's called narcissism, actually.

[princetype-suou.livejournal.com]

...






No it isn't.

[sotactless.livejournal.com]

Do we need to get you a dictionary too? ... Possibly the DSM IV?

[princetype-suou.livejournal.com]

No.

Just go away.

[MOPE]