*Sixteen Sparkles*

As I am sure that you're all aware, Valentine's Day is on its way! And because of this, the most monumentally important of all holidays, the Host Club will soon be back in action! My failure as a club leader is inexcusable, and before we move on, I hope that all of you will accept my profuse apologies!

In addition, I have been assigned the task of patrolling for love potions! Toying with the hearts of sweet and innocent people is the highest crime that you can commit, and obviously, love created through cheap trickery isn't really love at all!

I will report not hesitate to report anyone!